the party in the back isn’t long enough she has a pixie cut 


tropicalshadowpunch replied to your post: “my friend wants me to cut her hair uh oh ”:
give her a bowl cut

i don’t have a bowl that will fit on her head that i could cut around 


my friend wants me to cut her hair uh oh 


mydogsnokes:

are u ever out with ur friends and u can’t stop thinking about a song and all u wanna do is go home and sit in the dark and listen to that song 45 times in a row


(Source: adamonroe)


i want to nap BUT I CANT 


i left the picture of morty with his arms around eusine that i drew last night in the sketchbook i had to turn in for a grade today 


bbybruise:

Don’t confuse someone taking care of themself with selfishness. Self love needs to come first, you’re allowed to put your needs first.


spicy-spicer:

in a jiffy

spicy-spicer:

in a jiffy


roachpatrol:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

the best goddamn adaptation ever


domsdominatinggaming:

GameCube start screen montage.


mechacop:

apple5kies:

That’s horrifying


Legend says that if you leave your phone in a public bathroom and return at a later time, the BATHROOM MONKEY will leave his mark within your phone. This signifies that the BATHROOM MONKEY won’t stop until the subject is dead. Change your name. Flee the country. Burn your phone. The BATHROOM MONKEY will not stop. Share this photo to ensure that your phone will be immune to the BATHROOM MONKEY’s curse.

mechacop:

apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

Legend says that if you leave your phone in a public bathroom and return at a later time, the BATHROOM MONKEY will leave his mark within your phone. This signifies that the BATHROOM MONKEY won’t stop until the subject is dead. Change your name. Flee the country. Burn your phone. The BATHROOM MONKEY will not stop.
Share this photo to ensure that your phone will be immune to the BATHROOM MONKEY’s curse.


chapped lips 


Eat sleep breathe Ronald McDonald insanity