I’m gonna look so damn hot tomorrow everyone is gonna do a triple take like damn isnt that the chick that always wears tacky sweaters and bandanas??? Damn right it is
thank you i lay it on THICK to represent my black, emo heart
you’re waiting on the side of the street for your bus. cars line up on the street in front of you. it’s a red light. it turns green. 1 second passes. HONK goes a car. A loud honking from a mean old lady in the red sedan. its warm and theres an egg in your hand. scared, you grasp it tightly. it cracks and the yolk falls a few centimeters from your shoe. desperately, in tears, you reach down to scoop back the innards into the shell
things i never want to hear again in my life:
- 'the point of makeup is to make it look like you're not wearing any'
- 'don't fix your makeup in front of other people, it'll ruin the illusion'
- 'you can't wear that color with your skin tone'
- 'when it comes to makeup, less is more'
Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player