I’m gonna look so damn hot tomorrow everyone is gonna do a triple take like damn isnt that the chick that always wears tacky sweaters and bandanas??? Damn right it is


Boiz

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hi i pet a dog today 


i love ur eyeliner a lot

thank you i lay it on THICK to represent my black, emo heart 


Seven Wonders of The world

earthdad:

i must hear these tips

earthdad:

i must hear these tips

(Source: harrysthic)


officialunitedstates:

you’re waiting on the side of the street for your bus.  cars line up on the street in front of you.  it’s a red light.  it turns green. 1 second passes. HONK goes a car.  A loud honking from a mean old lady in the red sedan.  its warm and theres an egg in your hand.  scared, you grasp it tightly.  it cracks and the yolk falls a few centimeters from your shoe.  desperately, in tears, you reach down to scoop back the innards into the shell


astrologymarina:

Rilakkuma plushies in zodiac costumes!!!!! 

meloetta:

things i never want to hear again in my life:

  • 'the point of makeup is to make it look like you're not wearing any'
  • 'don't fix your makeup in front of other people, it'll ruin the illusion'
  • 'you can't wear that color with your skin tone'
  • 'when it comes to makeup, less is more'

jacklives:

Found

jacklives:

Found


adownupadownup:

dr—wizard:

Hello crabs

adownupadownup:

dr—wizard:

Hello crabs

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instagrampa:

Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player