cute boy has a girlfriend and i was hoping it wasn’t true but it is i’m gonna eat a whole box of cheez-its 

(Source: verucacult)

i ended up getting another paycheck from the summer so i think i’m gonna use it to get my inner conch pierced so hxc 


Good luck sleeping tonight

(Source: kyurem)

also i saw guardians of the galaxy tonight it was gooooooood

i like when my roommate is doing laundry because whenever she leaves the room for a bit i could yank my tangas out of my ass 






holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.





(Source: paperkirby)


FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

do you know how much cheese ravioli i ate? too much.  





(Source: obesenigger)

Once you get this you must say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send this to 10 of your favourite followers. (Non Negotiable)

okay well this is actually the second one of these I got the other one just got buried so i guess technically i should be saying 10 things i like about myself but i don’t think there are 10 things i like about myself so i’m only gonna do 5 

  • i could watch kirby right back at ya for hours on end
  • i have a good sense of colors and color schemes imo
  • i make sure i smell good a lot
  • i try to be nice to people but it doesn’t always work out but hey at least the thought is there
  • i have the ability to sleep for super long periods at a time